Funny New Year's Resolutions

Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.

I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.

Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.

I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.

I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

I will think of a password other than "password."

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be more imaginative.

I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.

I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.

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Free WiFi

Google - Free WiFi at 47 airports Dec 28 - Jan 15!
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Yahoo - Free WiFi Times Square for all of 2010!
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Microsoft and JiWire Free Wi-Fi at airports and hotels if you make one search on Bing.
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McDonald's - Beginning mid-January McDonald's will offer free WiFi at 11,000 of it's 14,000 locations.
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Discounts, Information & Savings

Williampaid - Win $1,000 to pay the bills! Aimed primarily at the college student, and many of us have one of those, Williampaid allows roommates to pay the rent individually (online) and build credit! All FREE!
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Lowe's Build & Grow Clinic - Saturday January 9, 2010 kids build a cool (FREE) coin bank. Remember to pre-register.
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Michael's - January 23, 2010 1 - 3 pm make two free Make-It Take-It projects - a yarn-covered bracelet and a pencil topper. While supplies last.
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Target - Free Admission to First Sunday San Bernardino County Museum in Redlands, 9am - 5pm January 3, 2010.
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Free, Discounted, at a Savings for CA Workers

AC Transit - FREE $5 AC Transit Card (SF Bay area) for first time users after short survey.
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Macy's - $10 off any $25 purchase at Macy’s thru 12/29 w/coupon.
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Bath & Body Works - $10 off any purchase of $40 or more w/coupon thru 1/3.
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IHOP National Pancake Day Celebration - Mark your calendars for FREE buttermilk pancakes Feb 23 7am to 10pm.
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Walmart - FREE download sampler of Hit Crew’s Christmas & New Year’s Music with 10 holiday songs.
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Age of Conan - Play first 20 levels FREE.
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Blackberry.com - FREE download of Beatle's song 'All You Need is Love' for smartphone or computer.
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Lumosity - FREE scientifically designed games to improve attention, concentration and memory.
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Zac Browser Zac Browser is a FREE Internet browser developed specifically for children with variants of autism spectrum disorders. It is also excellent for very young children w/o disorders.
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Free, Discounted, at a Savings for CA Workers

Office Depot - Job seekers can get FREE resume printing/faxing at Office Depot through 12/31. (Thanks One Cheap Chick)
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Home Depot - Kids make a very cool calendar (FREE) January 2. Register early.
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Crown/Random House Publishing - 3 FREE books are being offered.
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Taco Bell - FREE Fresco Taco w/coupon.
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Redbox - FREE one day rental use code ACME25. Should work at all locations.

Petsmart - FREE exam for a new pet w/coupon.
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American Express Winter Wonder-Win - Win up to $5,000 in gift cards.
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Virtual Piano - Very cool, play from your computer keyboard!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS

Christmas Eve

Amazon - $4 credit for a movie through the Video on Demand Service use code AVODGIFT
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Track Santa - Keep an eye on Santa and his sleigh with NORAD!
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Hasbro Games - FREE instructions for all Hasbro games (In case you lost yours).
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